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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:04:32 GMT -5
no ur culinary skills may be good, but I could always get Emerill that stupid guy from the Food Network to cook for me.
yeah women can seduce, only once they've been pimped out by men. And Illiad was a myth for a reason. And men can be charming and what not so....
haha and women are so dependent on men, but they dont wanna admit it. And what's with all this behind every man there is a woman. LOL. Ridiculous.
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Post by blueskygod on Jan 1, 2006 21:05:25 GMT -5
dude i have 2 more grams left( of beef for the moderators). i think ill try to roll it all in two joints. LEave me alone im on the intereentet
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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:06:14 GMT -5
lol blueskygod, ever read the SHahnameh, Iran always defeats Turan.
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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:06:43 GMT -5
But I think we should unite against the Arabs and then fight each other
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Post by wadad on Jan 1, 2006 21:07:45 GMT -5
no ur culinary skills may be good, but I could always get Emerill that stupid guy from the Food Network to cook for me. yeah women can seduce, only once they've been pimped out by men. And Illiad was a myth for a reason. And men can be charming and what not so.... haha and women are so dependent on men, but they dont wanna admit it. And what's with all this behind every man there is a woman. LOL. Ridiculous. Speaking of Emerill, notice how like all the best chefs are dudes? Its a fact, even when it comes to female chores like cooking, cleaning, etc the Man is superior, its just that such chores are much too lowly for a real Man. |
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Post by blueskygod on Jan 1, 2006 21:08:55 GMT -5
The shahnameh is fiction. Alaadin never really flew on a magic carpet. iran never defeated Turan. Remember the Ilkhan Empire. We powned you mofo. We have pimped out rides, shiznit turkic ponies. what do you hyave? Jafaar and a magic lamp. no lamp is going to stop a Turkic arrow of death. hehehe
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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:09:20 GMT -5
Speaking of Emerill, notice how like all the best chefs are dudes? Its a fact, even when it comes to female chores like cooking, cleaning, etc the Man is superior, its just that such chores are much too lowly for a real Man. haha I know men dominate at everything. But it is too lowly which is why the Cuban will be doing the work. |
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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:10:51 GMT -5
The shahnameh is fiction. Alaadin never really flew on a magic carpet. iran never defeated Turan. Remember the Ilkhan Empire. We powned you mofo. We have pimped out rides, shiznit turkic ponies. what do you hyave? Jafaar and a magic lamp. no lamp is going to stop a Turkic arrow of death. hehehe LOL Jafaar is totally ARAB. Yeah I remember those Safavids took care of ur Ottomans nice and good. And what about Cyrus and Darius taking central Asia. haha. But like I said, I think we should destroy the Arab powers first, fight amongst ourselves later. |
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Post by blueskygod on Jan 1, 2006 21:12:31 GMT -5
I'll convert the Arabs to Alevism or Tenghrism. Yea Iraq will be one of the first countries taken, coz of the Turkmens. I would ally even with the Devil/Iranif I had the chance to unite Turan. Of course then I'd assassinate you, by sending a sexy cuban dancer woman to seduce you and then stab you with a poisoned cigar.
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Post by blueskygod on Jan 1, 2006 21:15:05 GMT -5
yea the pesky arabs screwed the turks over. no wander we support israel. jews will be highly revered in my kingsom in respect to the khazars. turan will never go bankrupt. shit did i say that. no its not because of the jews. its um because of um the boron that turkey has which i mentioned in the futurism forum. i just had my sixth joint of beef.
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Post by wadad on Jan 1, 2006 21:15:39 GMT -5
I'll convert the Arabs to Alevism or Tenghrism. Yea Iraq will be one of the first countries taken, coz of the Turkmens. I would ally even with the Devil/Iranif I had the chance to unite Turan. Of course then I'd assassinate you, by sending a sexy cuban dancer woman to seduce you and then stab you with a poisoned cigar. What about the Chinese? Wouldnt they be your biggest obstacle to greater Turan-land? |
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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:15:55 GMT -5
haha, u try with one Cuban but I could send 23900932 Iranian chicks, and apparently you Turks have an weakness for foreign women...
No one can stop me or eventual Iranian domination
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Post by uknowyouloveme83 on Jan 1, 2006 21:20:38 GMT -5
Well greatness you want to father an heir from every country! And Cuba is on the list so yes, you do depend on females for world domination. Don't you? ADMIT IT!
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Post by blueskygod on Jan 1, 2006 21:20:47 GMT -5
 hahaha classify my friend. more like your iranian women wont resist my "friend" |
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Post by greatness on Jan 1, 2006 21:21:50 GMT -5
Turkic to me, and yes my Persian women could resist that, lol u kidding.
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