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Post by Mimers on Sept 21, 2005 11:01:32 GMT -5
In Primordial times the great goddess Hera squirted her tit milk uncontrollably into the stars and created the milkyway,what dripped down onto the earth from the heavens created the first white proto-Supermen who would go onto colonized and conquer all lands. Now, for the rest of day, I shall have spasmodic laughter all to myself as passers by think I'm nuts!! LOL!!!! I'm having visuals now, and it brings tears to my eyes!! ;D LOL!!!!!!!!!! I think I am retiring for the day. THis is so funny, I'm busting at the seams. I have no clue if this is truly mythology (the Hera spurting into the cosmos part) or something you humourously came up with in the spur of the moment!!
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Post by Crimson Guard on Sept 21, 2005 11:26:55 GMT -5
;D *The Hera part is actually partly true Mythology,it was Hercules who bit her nipple while she was breast feeding the youngling and her milk shot into the nights sky and created the milkyway.
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Post by Mimers on Sept 21, 2005 11:55:02 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D HAHAHAHAHHA YOu have totally made my day, and the original mythology is just as ridiculously funny!! Hercules BIT HER NIPPLE!?!?!?! I love Greek mythology, I really do and love it's depth, but now I have the giggles, and anything that anyone says about this subject and this thread, I won't be able to take seriously because I am continuously laughing. Ahhh.. THat was great for me. THat is just what the doctor ordered! Have a super great day!! I hope you get to laugh as hard as I did !! WEWW!! ;D
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Post by Crimson Guard on Sept 21, 2005 12:26:12 GMT -5
Levity is very important in life! Glad you got a kick out've it!
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Post by Batrus on Sept 30, 2005 17:45:41 GMT -5
What were Greek and Roman anyway? I heard they were mostly gracile mediterraneans with dinaric and alpinid admixture. And what about the etruscians and the cretes?
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